Humor (You may wish to contribute here. Just send them in.)

My Apple laptop…what?

Beheaded-Demoisturized Saline Fish in Gar-Vin Dip
(Salinas Na TUYO in Suka’t Bawang Na Sawsawan)

The “EK-EK Way”…
GIN GOOLASH TOPPED with NATIVE SAUSAGE
(in reality…GINISANG GULAY NA MAY LONGANIZA)